Fun with T-SQL

As a tribute to some fairly restrictive .NET design I once fell victim to, I wrote this piece of code:

Use [Database]

Select [Select]

From [From]

Where [Where] = 'Where'

And [nvarchar(50)] = 'nvarchar(50)'

And [int] = 1

The CREATE and INSERT statements for the above command:

CREATE TABLE [dbo].[From](

[Id] [int] NOT NULL,

[Where] [nvarchar](50) NOT NULL,

[On] [nvarchar](50) NOT NULL,

[Select] [nvarchar](50) NOT NULL,

[From] [nvarchar](50) NOT NULL,

[int] [int] NOT NULL,

[nvarchar(50)] [nvarchar](50) NOT NULL

)

INSERT INTO [From] (  [Id]

, [Where]

, [On]

, [Select]

, [From]

, [int]

, [nvarchar(50)])

SELECT 1, 'Where', 'On', ':-)', 'From', 1, 'nvarchar(50)'

Enjoy!